Welcome To The Pspspsociety

For the real ones. The cat people. The slightly pspsps-ychotic.

You saw a wine for cats and didn't even flinch. Didn't google it. Didn't screenshot it for a group chat. You saw catnip-infused Purrgundy and thought, "finally." That takes devotion. Vision. A deeply concerning relationship with your pet.

📣 PSPSPSA: Maker Pspsps™ isn't real. (Check the date). Your cat is still sober (if any cat can be described as sober).

But you showed up for them. You wanted the best for them. So here's something for you:

Use code CATWINE for 20% off real, human Maker Wine.

Your cat can watch. Tell them we say "pspsps!!"

Applies to orders of 12+ cans.